Archaeologist – humour

We just thought we should share this joke that has been sent to us. It made us smile on this cold, damp spring morning.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Australian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Aussies, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and, shortly after, a story was published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Australians”.

One week later a Council in Essex, reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in Colchester, Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing at  all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless..”

Just makes you proud to be British, doesn’t it?

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